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Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

first nap you had after waking up from a coma would be a nail biter. you'd be wondering

Being an adult woman is just like “oh my tummy hurts” “oh my head hurts” “oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today” and then carrying on with your day.

thank you for giving this 400 notes it only got 2 reacts in the groupchat

sorry we dont have money for covid relief or health care or any other useful thing we dumped it all into the defense budget which we will then not even use to defend our capitol when its invaded by fascist terrorists

hi, i’m moira rose, and if you love fruit wine as MUCH as i do, then you’ll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local vintner who brings the musk melon goodness to his oak chardonnay, and the daaaazzling peach cralllbapple to his riesling rioja. come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine. you’ll remember the experience… and you’ll remember the name: herb irvling. ger.        bert hurngeif. irv herm,linger. bing liveheiger.      liveling.  bert herkert

I wake up. I consume media. I wish my life was different. I make no effort to change it. I consume more media. I go to sleep.

My most toxic trait is hating when other people are in the kitchen