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when did everyone just agree that we all have to wear pants and skirts and shirts and stuff, and if we donât weâre weird

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Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well
PLEASE DONâT LET THIS FLOP AHHHH
1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. Whatâs your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. Whatâs the longest youâve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie youâve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?â 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?
This is fun, even if nobody reads it. Itâs nice to think about yourself and your life and write it down.
1. What is you middle name? Avlund, although I use it as a last name. 2. How old are you? Iâm 18. 3. When is your birthday? 7th of Fabruary. 4. What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius. 5. What is your favorite color? Yellow. 6. Whatâs your lucky number? Iâm not sure. Something in the 20-29 range. 7. Do you have any pets? A weird dog and strange cat. 8. Where are you from? SjĂŚlland. 9. How tall are you? 163 cm â Iâm not going to get taller for the rest of my life. 10. What shoe size are you? No idea! 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3, I think. The two green pairs and the brown ones. 12. What was your last dream about? Love. 13. What talents do you have? I actually donât have any talent other than being very durable. 14. Are you psychic in any way? I like to think so. 15. Favorite song? Nothing Turns Me On by Get Set Go, 16. Favorite movie? Maybe The Grand Budapest Hotel. 17. Who would be your ideal partner? The one I have now. Calm, serious, feminine, fertile. 18. Do you want children? More than mostly anything. 19. Do you want a church wedding? I donât think so, but Iâm not sure. 20. Are you religious? Not any established religion, but I am an animist. 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Lots! 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? I didnât wear my bike helmet to school one time, and our local officer stopped me to remind me. Other than that, no. 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? One time when I was a kid going to the hospital section for growth and reproduction, I met the Danish comedian Rune Klan. 24. Baths or showers? Baths are best for two people, so those are the ones I like the best. 25. What color socks are you wearing? Black, as always. 26. Have you ever been famous? I got in the local newspaper a couple of times. 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? No way, Iâd hate it. 28. What type of music do you like? Good melodies (chord progression is secondary) and lyrics I can relate to. 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Skinny dipping is in my opinion the primary way to go swimming. I was surprised when I learned that English had to make up a term for swimming naked. To me itâs the norm, while clothed swimming is secondary. 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? One or two. 31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my belly, I think. 32. How big is your house? No idea. I donât know what to compare it to. 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? I really like skĂ˝r with honey and berries. 34. Have you ever fired a gun? Only a hard-ball one. 35. Have you ever tried archery? Of course. 36. Favorite clean word? In English, heaven. In Japanese, äşäşş futari (âtwo peopleâ). In Danish, I donât know. 37. Favorite swear word? I donât like swearing. 38. Whatâs the longest youâve ever gone without sleep? 24 hours, I think. 39. Do you have any scars? I donât think so. 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? If so, theyâve been good at keeping it secret! 41. Are you a good liar? Very! 42. Are you a good judge of character? I donât know what that means... 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Lots and lots! 44. Do you have a strong accent? I like to think I speak pretty convincing Standard American English. 45. What is your favorite accent? For English, rural accents of England. For Danish, my own. 46. What is your personality type? No idea. Are people supposed to know that? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? A sweater, I think. 48. Can you curl your tongue? I donât know if Iâm doing it right... 49. Are you an innie or an outie? An innie! Iâve never met anyone with and outie. 50. Left or right handed? Right-handed. 51. Are you scared of spiders? I used to, but Iâve grown to like them. 52. Favorite food? Smørrebrød. Not that knock-off American stuff. Try googling real, Danish smørrebrød. 53. Favorite foreign food? I think kebab is neat. 54. Are you a clean or messy person? I try to keep my body clean, although my room suffers from time to time. 55. Most used phrased? Ărligt talt, ... (âhonestly, ...â). 56. Most used word? Danish er (âam/are/isâ). 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? I need exactly 1 hour after getting out of bed until Iâm ready to leave. 58. Do you have much of an ego? I probably do, but I wouldnât know. 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? My tactic involes biting the opper half off from the beginning and then sucking on the bottom half. 60. Do you talk to yourself? After a few days without human interaction, yes. 61. Do you sing to yourself? All the time. 62. Are you a good singer? I like to think so, but my range is bad. 63. Biggest fear? Not living happily. 64. Are you a gossip? Iâm not the guy they go to for gossip, no. 65. Best dramatic movie youâve seen? Your Name was beautiful, not sure if it counts tho. 66. Do you like long or short hair? I donât cut my hair, so I guess I like long hair. 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? I used to, but Iâm not so sure any longer. I should test it sometime. 68. Favorite school subject? Latin. 69. Extrovert or introvert? Iâm extroverted mostly, but I need a lot of time to restitute alone. 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Nope! 71. What makes you nervous? Climate change. 72. Are you scared of the dark? Only a bit. 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? I try not to, although it happens sometimes. 74. Are you ticklish? Very. 75. Have you ever started a rumor? When I was a kid, I started a rumor that someone in my class hated me immensely. 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Sometimes, when sailing, I feel some kind of authority over my crew. I also have find that I have academic authority to my fellow Latin and Ancient Greek students. 77. Have you ever drank underage? Thereâs no such thing as underage drinking here; there is literally no drinking age. The first time I had alcohol and enjoyed it was when I was 15. 78. Have you ever done drugs? Never have, never will, unless you count alcohol. 79. Who was your first real crush? A girl from my class, the priestâs daugher. 80. How many piercings do you have? 0. 81. Can you roll your Rs? I can make the uvular trill, that is, roll with my uvula. The more common, alveolar trill that most people think of is still a mystery to me. 82. How fast can you type? Like, not very. 83. How fast can you run? Pretty fast. Faster than the majority of my peers, I think. 84. What color is your hair? Blonde. 85. What color is your eyes? Blue. 86. What are you allergic to? Nothing that I know of. 87. Do you keep a journal? Nope, Iâm not consistent enough. 88. What do your parents do? Architecture and programming. 89. Do you like your age? Iâve always liked being the exact age that I am. I do dread, however, the day I turn 20. 90. What makes you angry? Injustice, ignorance, and pretentiousness. 91. Do you like your own name? Iâll say this: My name starts with a C, but I wish it was a K. Never going to change my name tho. 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Ida (girl) and Ole (boy). Just good, traditional, Danish names. 93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? I want a child, and thatâs all that matters to me. When a child arrives, it arrives without care for our expectations. And when it arrives, it needs love, warmth and milk no matter its sex or anything else, and thatâs whatâs most important to me. 94. What are you strengths? Tolerance, durability, and friendliness, I think. That last one is just what Iâve been told. 95. What are your weaknesses? Pride, insecurity, and the fear of being left alone. 96. How did you get your name? My first name is a reference to my great-grandfather, I believe. My middle (last) name has been passed down from my great-great-grandmother, who was a Norwegian house-servant. 97. Were your ancestors royalty? Somewhere along the line, I think. 98. Do you have any scars? I still donât think so. 99. Color of your bedspread? We donât use those here. 100. Color of your room? White, with colorful drawings, insects, and posters on the walls.

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if you like someone in Japanese, you say 弽ăă âsuki daâ
if you love someone, you like them a lot, and then logically thatâs 大弽ăă âdai-suki daâ, i.e. âBIG LIKEâ
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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to âviolating one or more of Tumblrâs Community Guidelinesâ, but since my wish came true the first time, Iâm putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITâS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnât think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT âITS WORTH A TRYâ SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnât expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itâs just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNâT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Â
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNâT THINK IâD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IâM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITÂ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iâve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITâS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING
guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works
I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :â)
woah the notes letâs hope my wish comes true
VOLONTĂ
[noun]
wish; will.
Etymology: French, from the Old French volonte, voulontĂŠ, voluntĂŠ, vouluntĂŠ, volentĂŠ, from the Latin voluntÄs, ââwillâ, âdesireâ, âdisposition towardâ.
I wish for my woman to stay safe and stay by my side.

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Just a friendly reminder, that pagan animism is not an aesthetic, itâs not a trend, nor is it barbarian; itâs our religion, and we want to be respected too. đ
Thereâs a town in Denmark called Dragør, but itâs not pronounced nearly as badass as the word looks.
Hi yes I have arisen from the depths crawling on my hands and knees and begging for help.
For medical reasons, I need to earn money to pay for things. So Iâm selling commissions. Please, please please, reblog or share this.
Iâm selling full color busts for $10 bucks, Iâm so sorry I need to beg but I really really need this money.
Iâll do lots of different characters, pretty much any human there is.
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Pakan word â gĂ˝Ďy
Okay so uhh this is gĂ˝Ďy [ËĹyxĘ]. It means âcallâ or âvoiceâ and is used in some rather interesting ways if I do say myself.
So in Old Pakan, there was this word Ĺuku [ËÉ´ukʰu], which meant â(angry) voiceâ. It came from Proto-Kotekko-Pakan *Ĺucu (> Old Kot. nuco > */nyÉ/ > Kotekkic nij [niç] âsignâ, âwarningâ).
One of the ways that Ĺuku could be used was with the verb meku âto cutâ, âto penetrateâ. The phrase meku Ĺuku meant âto scream (angrily)â in the sense that you sort of penetrate the air with your voice.
The word meku as âto cutâ was going out of fashion in favor of kahka. Now meku was basically only used in this expression. Furthermore, Ĺukuâs meaning had shifted to a more neutral term for âvoiceâ. Because the original meaning had been blurred, the speakers reanalyzed the phrase with meku being the word for being angry, while Ĺuku simply meant âvoiceâ.
Through analogy, the speakers started using Ĺuku (later gĂ˝Ďy) as an adverb sort of word, that turned âverb Xâ into âthe sound you make when you verb Xâ.
That resulted in some (in my opinion) cool phrases:
θĂta gĂ˝Ďy âto laughâ (θĂta âto have funâ, âto playâ) ĎĂ˝Ďy gĂ˝Ďy âto weep (in pain)â (ĎĂ˝Ďy âto be in painâ) lĂĄy gĂ˝Ďy âto cry (from sadness)â (lĂĄy âto be sadâ) låθy gĂ˝Ďy âto pitter-patterâ (låθy âto rainâ, âto fallâ) θĂθa gĂ˝Ďy âto make outâ (θĂθa âto kissâ â this refers to how passionate kissing is often accompanied by sounds)
Et cetera!
Pakan tense
Whatâs up, lonely souls. Today was Iâll teach you the marvelous wonder that is tense in Pakan.
Pakan has 3 tenses: Present, past, and future.
But how does tense work morphologically? Do they go on the verb? Do we mark it with particles? NOPE! They go on the subject. Hah.
It works like this:
ΧikĂĄ ĎĂĄĎa. = The lamb jumps.
Here the subject is ĎikĂĄ âlambâ (nom. of ĎĂki), and the verb is ĎĂĄĎa âto jumpâ. This is in the present tense by default.
Now weâll make this past tense:
ΧikaĎĂĄ ĎĂĄĎa. = The lamb jumped.
SEE! IT WENT ON THE NOUN! IâM A MADLAD!

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Pakan is not canon
uhhh yeah so anything about the Pakan language as presented during lexember is basically not canon anymore, not that anyone cares but anyway
I NEED TO BE KISSED REALLY FUCKING soft
not sure if youâre mad about being kissed hard instead of your desired manner, i.e. soft,
or if you just want to be kissed, and softly if it were to happen