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JD: Merry Christmas, I’m your present!

Veronica: Can I have the receipt?

JD: *offended emo noises*

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mrdestructo

My Million Dollar Movie Pitch

It’s called His Girl Friday, a reboot of His Girl Friday mashed up with an all-white and all-girl reboot of Friday, written and directed by me, thereby offending:

fans of classic old movies

fans of classic modern movies

men

and women and people of color, neither of whom I consulted when making this movie, which I heavily rewrote to reflect my own neuroses.

Now, not gonna lie, that’s gonna be a blow at the box office, but I figure we make it back selling tickets to people who will buy them to piss off those other groups on an individual basis.

cyberpark-deactivated20140330

I’m never making another text post again

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thewonderyearstrong-deactivated

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

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caut1ously-opt1m1st1c

I don't know how to properly express my love for this image apart from saying it is truly iconic

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dulect

*drops mic*

*comes back to make sure I didn’t damage the mic*

Mom: how many Popsicles have you eaten today

Me, laying in a bed of Popsicle wrappers: now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human

crunchingonicedcoffeesugar

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

mathlaskohlers-deactivated20160

when yr fav person gives u attention w/o u askin for it

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shameshack

engage-with-zorp

*sees dog* nice *sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

ginkotree

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]

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tapeduct

My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring

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bittersuggestion

Stop romanticizing the moon

exymas-deactivated20161227

she’s my mom and i would die for her

musermatt

what do you mean morgan freeman wasn’t always old

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