I love peace and im a bitch

but that's none of my business.

in iowa, in the tall grass, there's a couple. she's very young, he's a young preacher . every day, they would go out to the fields, where nothing is planted, and lie in the tall grass . but one day, he called her into the sanctuary and he said: Kate, i've been touched by the lord. i don't need you anymore. she didn't know what to think. but she loved the lord, so she just leaned back in the pew and thought about the tall grass and said reverend, she said, reverend, reverend, the only reason i did it... was to find out what it's like.

they performed surgery on a grape

my blorbo died and you all are just laughing?

david cassidy would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.

everybody has an orange iphone now for no reason.