No life at all in the house of dolls

john claiming he never knew sherlock’s birthday as if he didn’t just recently spend two full years crying in front of a literal piece of stone with sherlock’s dob carved into it

do aliens eat ass

yo, losers, my friend did a handy dandy makeup tutorial that certainly doesn’t call out queerbaiting practices within sherlock and the bbc, and you should definitely watch it because it definitely won’t call out queerbaiting practices within sherlock and the bbc oh goodness no

Daaaamn, throw that shade! ^_^

PLEASE WATCH THIS

nice date idea: give me canon johnlock and then stab me in the gut 

someone: *says something incorrect about my special interest around me* me: do you realize who i am

SMALL TALK TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SMALL TALK: Ask people if they have any pets. This is light and impersonal enough to offend no one. People who have pets are usually pretty excited to talk about them and show off pictures, so there’s a good chance that you will be looking at kitties and doggos. People who don’t have pets will usually talk about the pets they wish they had, or have had in the past. People who neither have nor want pets are pretty rare.

It’s a neutral topic to talk about but be prepared for the weirdest shit. I once spent an hour listening to a financial manager who kept tropical velvet earthworms