i do think it would be incredibly low hanging fruit to do a parallel of the buck and chris tsunami disaster with an eddie and theo disaster pairing of some kind but like. i would eat the fruit. if the fruit was there in front of me i'd eat the fruit

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

I just know Eddie’s terrible at sexting. Buck’s all god the things I’m gonna do to you when I get home 😋 and Eddie’s just like sounds good 👍

making wetfood slop for the beasts and all three of them are weaving around my feet and desperately begging like “MOMMMM PLEASE GIVE US THAT WE LOVE THAT WE WANT IT PLEAAAAAAAAASE CAN WE HAVE IT” like. yeah guys i wasn’t planning on keeping it for myself i don’t think any of you have ever seen me decide to drink salmon pate soup out of your three individual cat bowls. but i guess you never know

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

the rpf will continue until morale improves