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big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

I think we should all quit our jobs and write explicit fanfic instead

source? pattern recognition

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

at certain times. when the veil between reality and 2014 tumblr is thin. well lets just say. anything is possible

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months

they invented a new low just for me

db cooper got back on the plane when people weren't looking

nobody gets me. not because i’m really complicated or anything but because i won’t tell anyone anything real about me

the lion is concerned. like the lion is really anxious

all that “i dont wanna be on fleek…i want to be a soft little princess!” “i dont want a hot girl summer! i want a fairy angel dollette summer…” “dont match my freak! match my softness and intellect…” “my body not tea…im actually a little baby deer made of porcelain” “im not a savage! im a lady!!!” shit yall be doing is not subtle at all oh i hate the current culture we in yall needa be jailed