hubris

what kind of fucking name for a country is “the nether lands”. get a real fucking name

lay off them dogg its hard to name a country with ghasts shooting at you

tumblr popularity is worthless it just gets you people legitimately like wanting you dead , and people sending ‘cryptic’ asks like “in 2021 horses will be made of blood” in hopes youll go “omg this is the scariest thing i have ever read this is so fucking cryptid op do you shit” and it gets 7,000,000,000,000,000 note

How is it that tumblr users can make playlists that are like “playlist of just 70’s showtunes covered by mongolian throatsingers” and the first song is still halsey

no offense but… i’m never gonna dance again……. guilty feet have got no rhythm………

i wish i could fuckjng eat little seizures pizza.

cis men want what real men have

it’s literally so funny to me that soul eater takes place in nevada. i dont know why. i think its because it’s such a wild story about the grim reaper and witches and demons and a school where kids turn into weapons… and it just takes place in nevada 

It takes place in what now.

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