Welcome to the Jungle

can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar

the a modest proposal one is insane fucking *gets on one knee* we should eat irish babys

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

Dog toy

D-dog...toy?

World Heritage Post

The fear in the second one is like someone realizing that the Russian Roulette game is being played with Real Bullets

This should have multiple toys with polls for the answers

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

certified chicken post

i’m so proud of dan and phil for the new video, but especially phil. i can’t imagine how hard it was to not put a nord vpn in a video you knew would blow up

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

people weren’t designed to do anything because they weren’t designed at all. Hope this helps 🤩

I just want to tell you something. My family and I haven't slept since yesterday because of hunger. We haven’t eaten anything for two days except for a few pieces of bread. In short, we are starving to death.

before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet