How it really is to play Dungeons and Dragons 4.0

You know this is how the DM sees us players

Every frikking time you try to get the evil nemesis to reveal their master plan! Every time!

Sometimes a character dies. Sometimes it's a character you've loved and cared for, and their feelings and relations are as important to you as your own. And sometimes when that favorite character of your dies, well then you need to take a break with a nice, hairy baby

When you get a new steed

When it's time to loot nr 2

What to have in front of you when you play Savage world, in order of importance (OK not really but..): 1) candy 2) your character sheet and your ingame notebook 3) the other players (maybe that should come before your notebook but it’s a personal choice) 4) dice 5) a speaker for the music to set the mode 6) some kind of screen to paint on with the right pencils to use 7) the cutest props (the small table and chairs. We even hade small cups) And finally what not to have next to you; the evil game master.

When the last session ends in the most horrible cliffhanger of your closest friends being captured kind of by your fault, and even more so when the captor is a person you by accident made your arch nemesis...

You know my dungeon master tells me I need to chill instead of tormenting him about when we will play again...

I... everyone evil has to have a mustache in role playing, right?

I know I’ve used this gif before but it’s the perfect description of how I feel after yesterday’s rpg session. I mean, my fingers itch cause I want to play more and it’s like two weeks until we’re going to play again

Describing every character I've ever played.

When the fighter use taunt

Everytime the rest of the group talks to the assassin, the only one with evil alignment.

How we describe our group to everyone else

When you have Jack-of-all-trades (gives you a plus in almost every dice roll you do)