CatsinRainBoots

“Self confidence?” I mutter as I take off my aviators and stare at the setting sun, “I haven’t heard that name in years..”

Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself

My brain Wikipedia has no end of self conspiracy theories.

The real Tide Pod Challenge is actually doing a load of laundry while suffering from crippling depression.

If someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for feeling excited about it, you are officially the worst type of person.

today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies

#i’ve always been afraid of butterflies #i knew those fuckers were shady #what do you know butterflies #what the fuck do you KNOW

When you think your idea is bad, remember that in 1933, somebody pitched a movie about a giant monkey falling in love with a human and then ending up in New York

Once I learn how to read and write it’s over for you hoes

my heart says yes but my mom says no

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.