looking to be a future ex-mrs. malcolm

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.

‘we wish you a merry christmas’ is a pretty good christmas carol - no jesus, no god, just some good wishes that quickly give way to a militant demand for figgy pudding and direct action in the form of a sit down protest

D’Arcy Carden is a goddamn genius. 

You know, that’s fair

I wish A Christmas Carol had an even stronger influence on Christmas tradition and ghosts became a symbol of the holiday 

Even better if terrorising the rich into acts of kindness also became a part of Christmas

Start the Christmas traditions you want to see in the world

ppl with the kim possible text tone be putting their phone on loud and waiting for people to text them in public. girl we heard it