Cat's Chimerical Creations Miscellany

you can’t call something a crackship if they have multiple scenes together and insane sexual tension. not even if only a few people ship them. that’s just a rarepair. the line must be drawn here.

“crackship” is for when he-man cheats on skeletor with sans at the skeleton family reunion

the Grinch/Bayonetta are the perfect example of a crack ship because not only do they come from different universes, even if their universes met we all know they'd have MLM / WLW hostility.

I bet Finnegan, one time, drank like three pints of Guinness, called Kirk a tryhard and, idk, smacked his nerd textbooks out of his hands, and over time Kirk build him up to be this unhinged Celtic menace when in fact he's just a guy who was a dick at a pub one night twenty years ago and doesn't actually remember the interaction.

Can't wait for the warmer weather and the return of Boos to my fountain

That would honestly be such a fantastic story idea...

Person to corpse, slow-burn, 73 years...

They keep trying to make trek for modern sensibilities but they’re just making tos look excessively slutty

I'm a Pike enjoyer but he's objectively wrong for this.

Everyone from the Prime universe is all, "we don't want your man. we don't even know why YOU want your man."

I’m gonna say something brave: they didn’t slut William Shatner enough. I’ve run out of pictures of him shirtless to save

lol why'd you put the guy who plays George Kirk in there at the very end?