Cat's Chimerical Creations Miscellany

Once he goes full mask-off evil Timinator he's so fucking funny.

The fact that he keeps saying "bro" when he's canonically the robot double of a mod forties blue collar father of two who never says "bro" once across a hundred episodes is delightful to me.

"Don't kick me again. I would hate to have to use my titanium fists instead of my words."

"This makes me sad. Sad... and *angry*."

"Shovels are for digging holes, not for hitting friends in the face".

His apparently genuine puzzlement when Sammy tries to suplex him, followed by Timbot initiating his deadly group hug sequence (which he can amplify by at least ten percent).

Wanting to speak to Herschel for just a murder... I mean moment, haha.

I had completely forgotten that:

1: RoboTim canonically has Barbie doll anatomy

2: We know that because Jacob Williams checked live on air

3: Jacob's reaction to this information was to instantly offer RoboTim the use of some of his own sex aids

Moments in KFAM that evoke just as strong reactions in 2026 as they did back when I originally heard them:

The rage when Gunderson suspended Troy and Troy cried live on the air

The air-punching cheer-out-loud gleeful satisfaction of hearing Emily one-smack Greg Frickard in the station parking lot

The stomach-dropping horror of realising that Gunderson not only murdered Pease the Cat, but that he took photos just to taunt Ben with

Sammy, every time somebody tells a person that "bad times are tough but not tougher than you":

Loretta's gonna be real sore about me seein' hoots ;_____;

I love how jealous Sammy gets once Pete starts helping out post-Emily's abduction. Even though every time Pete shows up he's straight up telling Ben to shut up and that he's an idiot, Sammy full-on cannot BEAR to have this man near his best friend.