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LonelyEyes when they try to spice up their latest divorce by bringing in (and then kicking out) a third
Elias wants to get his hands on the Fairchild fortune via alimony but Simon refuses to have a metamour who was homeschooled so our favourite perpetual divorcee has to settle for one settlement at a time.
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if I was in the Star Trek world I would commit suicide by waiting until my Vulcan crewmate is visibly having an emotion and then telling them to calm down. 12/10, instantly obliterated, goodnight.
Star Trek TOS: Shore Leave
I bet the real Finnegan is nowhere near as unhinged (or as comedy "Irish") as the version of him that lives in Kirk's mind.
Like, can you imagine if there was a Starfleet cadet leaping up and down on the spot around going "hee hee! hoo hoo!" like a fucking goblin? Nobody's giving that guy a passing grade.
(also, "I'm twenty years old", sir you are Not)
I mean, in their off hours, I'm sure Finnegan pulled off some kind of nonsense like that. But definitely NOT during class.
FYI you're giving me more motivation to have him as the commander of a Starfleet warship in my imaginary Star Trek crew I've been dreaming up the past little while.
And yes, PLEASE give us a reunion to see how insane the real Finnegan is or isn't. I need more of this Irishman.
I bet Finnegan, one time, drank like three pints of Guinness, called Kirk a tryhard and, idk, smacked his nerd textbooks out of his hands, and over time Kirk build him up to be this unhinged Celtic menace when in fact he's just a guy who was a dick at a pub one night twenty years ago and doesn't actually remember the interaction.
reading about the A6 murderer and I cant get over the fact that the male victim had cheated on his wife with his much younger side piece who he was with the time of the attack and it results in the unfaithful husband being shot dead and the mistress being paralyzed from the shoulders down.
if i was that wife I would honestly have been like, lol. lmao even.
nice try The Buried
Magnus Archives Dread Powers taking advantage of the housing crisis...
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Strange New Worlds Season Four
I love how Pike is so happy to be in Cowboy World and La'an is so fucking done with everything and everybody. The duality of humankind.
WWE Hall of Fame 2026 and Leverage
AJ Styles and Christian Kane are literally the exact same person except one of them mains wrestling and the other one mains acting.
Eliot Leverage could do AJ's job but AJ couldn't perform Eliot's role.
did Tove Jansson write this?!
What Happened in Skinner Season One
I would probably have fallen for Rex Wurlitz's early episode bullshit and that makes me so mad. I hate you Rex Wultiz.
Star Trek TOS: Menagerie / the Cage
Imagine being that Yeoman in the TOS Pilot.
You get beamed away and kidnapped by aliens, which, fine, so far so Star Trek, you can deal.
And then the fucking aliens tell your hot boss that not only are you horny as fuck in general, you are horny as fuck specifically for him.
And its already been established that these are mind reading fantasy fulfilling aliens, so everyone you work with who just heard that knows it's true.
Motherfucking stupid bollock-headed aliens, let a girl have a shower nozzle fantasy in peace without blasting it all over the galaxy!!
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Boos in the garden, from ‘Super Mario 64′.
Can't wait for the warmer weather and the return of Boos to my fountain
That would honestly be such a fantastic story idea...
5 times they almost died...
And 1 time they did
Person to corpse, slow-burn, 73 years...
They keep trying to make trek for modern sensibilities but they’re just making tos look excessively slutty
Exhibit A
I'm a Pike enjoyer but he's objectively wrong for this.
Star Trek TOS: Mirror, Mirror
Mirror!Spock constantly being like, "I must have my Captain back", el-oh-el okay evil gay boy we hear you.
Everyone from the Prime universe is all, "we don't want your man. we don't even know why YOU want your man."
I’m gonna say something brave: they didn’t slut William Shatner enough. I’ve run out of pictures of him shirtless to save
Hmm... shirtless, you say.
Do you have these?
From 1970's "Sole Survivor"
Don't have a date for these photos:
From 1963's "Alexander the Great."
From 1975's "The Devil's Rain"
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Happy New Year!
lol why'd you put the guy who plays George Kirk in there at the very end?
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Star Trek TOS: Mirror, Mirror
Mirror!Spock constantly being like, "I must have my Captain back", el-oh-el okay evil gay boy we hear you.
Star Trek Strange New Worlds Season Three Episode Eight: Four and a Half Vulcans
Romulan La'an will really just look at the vast emptiness of space, ask "isn't anybody going to fuck that void?" and not wait for an answer.
She's like if the Magnus Archives ever introduced an avatar of the Vast that wasn't completely chill.
