Ritz and Radiance

Its butch appreciation day appreciate ur local butch <3

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

me on wikipedia at 3AM

you know how when your printer stops working, sometimes when it comes back it'll print the same document 5 times of you didn't cancel those print jobs? every time the party ends up in a zone where magic doesn't work, i think about how funny it would be if when magic comes back, the entire queue of spells they tried to cast went off at once like a bunch of held actions. is that a thing that could happen? because it would be hilarious.

people like to bring up things like "all your loved ones would die before you" as a concern re: immortality. But the real danger for me would be that i'd literally never get anything done again. I'd adopt the elvish lifestyle immediately. Not doing anything in a week that could be done in a century. Not getting anything done in a century that can be done in 10 centuries. Spending the next 100 years reading 1 book very slowly because i have infinite time and don't care.

"sounds like a tomorrow problem! :)" - me several centuries in a row.

Honestly? My main piece of advice for writing well-rounded characters is to make them a little bit lame. No real living person is 100% cool and suave 100% of the time. Everyone's a little awkward sometimes, or gets too excited about something goofy, or has a silly fear, or laughs about stupid things. Being a bit of a loser is an incurable part of the human condition. Utilize that in your writing.

date idea: go to the woods and pick mushrooms together without any prior mushroom knowledge, come back and make a mushroom soup for your loved one and if you both survive then it’s meant to be :)

mushroom roulette

is he … you know … open to interpretation?

this is how it feels to talk to my parents about my mental health

i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with