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oh my god what the fuck why is this so funny

All america got is squirrells

the college I went for my associates had a river that ran through campus where my friends and i swam between classes and I just ran into a girl who graduated with me and she told me that since the river just ran right behind her dorm sometimes she’d put on a swimsuit and put all her stuff in a dry bag and get on an innertube and float downstream to campus and then just get out and put on her clothes and go to class and I’ve been thinking about that all week

i thought i was being wild i was like “yeah sometimes i’d swim in my clothes after field labs and go into math a lil damp” and she looked me in the eye and killed me on sight 

myspace but pronounced like versace

Holy fuck i love it

:O !!!

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs