NYUK NYUK

polyamory is awesome you can tell your girlfriend about your crush

polyamory is terrible, your girlfriend can tease you about your crush.

i really do dislike how people utilize the term "unmonitored/unsupervised internet access" because on a regular basis they take issue with the internet part and not the neglect. i dont believe internet access is traumatizing, i think being neglected is.

do it grieving

I'm sorry but vaccines are so fucking cool. You're telling me that I just need to drop by my doctor, feel a pinprick, maaaybe feel a bit off for a day and then I have statistically significant, incredible chances of either completely avoiding getting a certain illness or at the very least have a pretty string guarantee my body will kick its ass swiftly??? Fucking magic potion.

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

i want to do things because i like to do them

i want to have fun

hey bro can i bum a moment so true and tender

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this