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transgenderer

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

transgenderer

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

lady-of-vitreous-sight

the eroticism of words really cannot be understated

thenatsdorf

Sounds sounds sounds

#some of them sound like hl2 combine radio sfx

indigosfindings

im at the end of my rope with my pirate friend. ive tried again & again to connect with him but all he wants to do is complain aboit landlubbers. it always comes back to the fucking landlubbers with him. and if it's not the landlubbers then it's the scalawags. i dont think he even realizes that saying shit like that is hurtful... some of my closest friends are scalawags. and if you say anything about it he makes you walk the plank. im having a dinner with my best friend this week.... the thing is, she's a scurvy blaggard. im thinking of inviting my pirate friend but like, im going to tell him he needs to be on his best behaviour, and if he says anything rude im just going to keelhaul him on the spot.

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me educating the young on the ways of youtube poop

halochewer

Trent "Resin Orb" Reznor has frozen another dog in cured polyurethane.

sleepyjump

(marks him green on shinigami eyes)

real-language-facts

fishhave just invented Writing . with their big stupid flippers. on the sandy thing below

congratulations to fish

flagellant

bad luck brian is a sort of two line poetry format

bad luck Brian is a form of Western renga popularized mainly in the Obama Period of what was considered the United States of America, and is its only surviving form in modern day. It is unique from classical renga by its unique take on collaboration; overlaid on individual images of a youth of the peasant-class, each poet would write a couplet detailing scenes of misery from the 108 Hells. Modern scholars believe that there are two distinct styles of this renga; over a decade after the format fell out of fashion, it experienced a resurgence, characterized by a much more evocative and detailed variance to the torments that the youth experiences.

gobstoppr

peter the green anole is here

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nefarious-laptop

pjackk is like the dess holiday of tumblr

nefarious-laptop

lost girl

fulgurbugs

Like, what is her problem?

Bonuses:

charl0ttan

when the southern gothic is folk horror

charl0ttan

when the gothic summer of folk horror

charl0ttan

when gago babo ga bull bear

statboosts

*Turns down dial and looks gravely to other scientists*

"shes the only one capable of handling 3 sillies per second"

charl0ttan

wehweh bababa

dredsina

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

sweaterkittensahoy

When we bought our car, I told Sean to let me handle it. I walked in and said "We have X for a down payment and cannot pay more than Y in monthly payments." My Y number had some leeway, but I didn't mention that.

First thing the sales guy did after I laid down the rules was turn to Sean and go, "What's your number?" And Sean said. "Oh, no, you negotiate with Gayle."

So, strike one for the sales guy. Could not divide and conquer us by implying THE MAN would not surprised at what I laid down.

Sales guy then had to confer with his manager and left us at his desk for several minutes. I have a vague recollection (this was 16 years ago) of Sean and I amusing ourselves doing bits about the other people there to look at cars. I am sure we did not give off the stressed or nervous energy they were hoping for.

Guy comes back. His first offer is fifty dollars a month more than I told him we could pay. I looked at him and said "I gave you our upper limit."

"Well, but what's another 50 bucks a month?"

"Something I can't afford."

He didn't know what to do with my open and unashamed admittal that I had a budget because my money was finite.

He went back to talk to the manager again.

It took two more rounds of "I told you what I can afford" before he finally came back 20 bucks under what I'd stated as my max.

The trick to resisting high-stress sales tactics is doing the math at home, knowing exactly what you can afford, and then walking into the room and stating that number minus 15%. Then refusing to budge from that number. Never, ever, meet then where they want. Always meet them where you want. Because at the end of the day, you can walk away and go somewhere else and say "I told the people at Z what my terms were, and they refused to work with me. Here are my terms. Meet them, and you make a sale today."

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homunculus-argument

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

homunculus-argument

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

wardenaristraith

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

homunculus-argument

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

flowerbleedme

I feel like I'm not supposed to see my high school english teacher saying this

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