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Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

This is perfect, because it perfectly describes the feeling of using a Credit Card!

I think it’s kind of beautiful that through the power of being mutuals with some people and seeing some types of posts they make/reblog that i usually find mildly amusing at best, I have gained the ability to imagine concepts like a wasabi peas mindbreak instant loss 2koma

The moral of the story is that you should let the perverts in your life exert influence on you. It might give you highly specific mental images that are kind of funny to think about. Or something else could happen and that could be fun too

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

your friend small af and weirdddd

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

Absolutely, and definitely less surprising than a fairy

I will concede, in this specific circumstance, it makes more sense

I'll lay 1000 damn daniel eggs before i let this company die