The Nefarious Laptop

haha yea i make such funny posts now are any of you gonna fucking follow me or what

stewing in my own bitter rage and contempt for society and people who fall for propaganda got me thinking "maybe mario was right about humans being too stupid to let go of bigotry, maybe we should let the mushrooms take over"

mommy this kink roleplay is great but can you please stop asking me to do kinks that boil down to eugenics like you're on thin fuckin ice with wanting to be called a healslut

i cant make fun of people for having shallow taste and only trying to date people they find physically attractive because i do the same thing where i fall in love with people based on their profile pictures

i only learned recently that killing stalking is the name of like a korean manhwa so i genuinely thought that one post was just saying "remember that if you support killing or stalking then every steven universe character hates you". like some of them literally do those, though?

traveled back in time and tripped on a rock or some shit and now all the FNAF Bendy Poppy indie horror nerdcore songs are about the muppet show does anyone know how to fix this the living tombstone just did a concert where their final song was about fozzie bear

im at a point where i can just read the title of most video essays and think about it myself and formulate my opinion and reach the exact same conclusion as the author if not better in the span of like 2 minutes while it takes them 2 hours

you fools are trying to make the next big thing when all you've seen is expensive internet cartoons, popular modern indie games, 30 chapter yaoi fanfiction and TTRPG podcasts. what you need is a large dose of david lynch and mid-to-late 90s arcade games

amazing digital circus is crazy cuz its like a 7.5/10 but its the kind of 7.5 that invites the dumbest person you've ever seen to say that it's meaningless trash

we need to start putting dead dove do not eat on arcade games

so now i can confidently say if you do the weird route in ragebaiting my fat dog pt 20 i hope you realize how shitty of a person you are. i hope you lore-obsessed hounds feel proud of yourselves. genuinely fuck off if you did that.

i know you guys want me to make some funny post about deltarune chapter 5 but im just waiting for toby to confirm my headcanon that noelle is half-scottish half-latina. if that doesnt happen im not playing chapter 6 or 7

damn girl you got that quibbi pussy

if i dont hear mike stoklasa say "the amazing digital circus" there will be riots in the god damn streets