Cats and humour

i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things

sorry i can’t relate to mean people. i can understand not being openly friendly but how can you go out of your way to actively be so mean….on purpose….for fun….aren’t u exhausted …

I'm in my dish washing era

Tumblr girls will wash the dishes and know that won't make for an interesting text post so they say "I'm in my dish washing era"

o captain, my captain

And honestly? Most people who don't need it won't bother to stop and pick fruit. It's only people who actually need it who will devote the time. People with money still have grocery stores.

Oops, I Accidentally Planted Fruit-Bearing Trees Near The Edge Of My Property... Just Waiting To Be Plucked By A Hungry Passerby...