Paying for things? I haff 2 laff.

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Total: $276

💄Lïvïng Pröôf Wávy Set $29

💄Glö Prö Cleanser $35

💄Glö Prö Skin Prep Pads $35

💄Clïníqûè Môîstûre Sūrgé Intènse Moisturizer $25

💄Tôò Fàcêd Lët’s Pläy Palette $27

💄Éssïè Nail Polish $9

💄L’Öccītâne Sháè Bütter Hand Cream $12

💄Stïlá Liquid Eyeliner $33

💄Bèccà Tinted Moisturizer $30

💄Tártè Concealer $27

Omg this has so many fucking notes but it was too funny to not reblog I'm screaming

note: free game is assuming that you walk in there with a some amount of skill, note where the cameras are, and know how to avoid them. also your local location will vary, this is just for a general guide of were to start looking.

doll@r tree: literally doesn't even have camera, and has a bathroom. good place to try out new techniques, or a new stealing hoodie.

5 bel0w: employees are always at the front, mine only has camera at the 4 corners of the store, o they are really easy to avoid

miche@ls : blind spots are everywhere, check the cake section. I go there for candles a lot and it's one of the first stores I try to get something from if I need it

cl@ires: I have literally put a head band on my head and walked out

jo@nns : really easy, great place to get patches

-DNA: Did not arrive.

It’s really easy to DNA stuff online. Just email or live chat (i prefer livechat) the company and say that you never received the product, and that you were really excited to get it/disappointed it never came.

For Ämäzön, Wälmärt, Ültä, Tärgët, etc, it’s best to have an active account with actual purchases on there. Even after your scam, buy cheap things once in a while so you can scam again. I’ve done that with Tärgët & have scammed over $400 in items on the same account (with like 10 legitimate purchases).

Here’s a list of stores I’ve scammed and their protocol, & the amount I scammed:

-Ämäzön: reshipment or refund ($30) *Blocks your account after 3 consecutive DNAs

~Ä&F: reshipment or refund ($70)

-Ämërïcän Ëäglë: reshipment or refund ($74)

~Äërïë: reshipment or refund ($70)

~ÄlïËxprëss: refund ($50)

~Bärnës & Nöblë: reshipment or refund ($45)

-Bäth & Bödÿ Wörks: reshipment or refund ($70)

-Bëd Bäth & Bëÿönd: reshipment or refund ($25)

-Bëlk: reshipment or refund ($50)

-Bëstbüÿ: reshipment or refund ($60)

~Bödÿ Cändÿ: reshipment or refund ($35)

~Cänväs Dïscöünt: external investigation w/carrier ($12)

-Cär iD: external investigation w/carrier ($60)

-Chëwÿ: reships, you have to return the extra ($30)

~Cölöürpöp: no refund, no return. Only reship ($50)

~DHgätë: refund ($12)

~Dïckïës: reshipment or refund ($30)

-Ëbäy: reshipment or refund ($15)

~Ëssënce Makeup: reshipment or refund ($20)

~ËZLïp: store credit or reshipment ($25)

~FäshïönNövä: makes you file a claim w/carrier ($80)

-Föötlöcker: external investigation w/carrier ($110)

~FrëëPrïnts: reshipment or refund ($12)

~Fëntÿ x Sävägë: store credit only ($60)

~Gärägë: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

~Glössïër: reshipment or refund ($108)

-Güïtär Cëntër: external investigation w/carrier ($50)

-Höllïstër: reshipment or refund ($100)

-Höt Töpïc: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

~Hïbbëtt: file a claim w/ their website, get a refund to paypal OR store credit ($170)

~Hömë Dëpöt: reshipment or refund ($20)

~Husky (car mats): external investigation w/carrier ($115)

-Jöürnëÿs: external investigation w/carrier ($20)

-Köhls: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

-Lüsh: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

-Mäcÿ’s: reshipment or refund ($80) *Blacklists you after 5 consecutive DNAs

~Mïchäëls: reshipment or refund ($30)

-MK: reshipment or refund ($120)

-Näïl Süpplÿ Glämöür: reships, you have to return the extra ($30)

-Nögü: external investigation w/carrier ($50)

-NŸX: reshipment or refund ($25)

~Nïkë: reshipment or refund ($99)

-Öld Nävÿ: reshipment or refund ($70)

-Öttërböx: reships, you have to return the extra ($70)

~Pändörä: external investigation w/carrier ($50)

-Päcsün: reshipment or refund ($40)

-Pëtcö: reshipment or refund ($30)

-Pöpsöckëts: reshipment or refund ($18)

~Pürä Vïdä: reshipment or refund ($47)

-Römwë: reshipment or refund ($45)

-Sällÿs: reshipment or refund ($40)

-Stäcy Läsh Störë: reshipment or refund ($30)

~Sëphörä: reshipment or refund ($90)

~StëälthDäshCäm: external investigation w/carrier ($25) **has terrible customer service

-Snäpfïsh: reshipment or refund ($10)

~Spëncërs: reshipment or refund ($15)

~Shëïn: reshipment or refund ($154)

-Tärtë: reshipment or refund ($25)

-Tärgët: reshipment or refund ($200)

-Ültä: reshipment or refund ($175) *over $100 is an investigation

~Ügg: external investigation w/carrier ($170)

-Wälmärt: reshipment or refund ($30)

~Wïndsör: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

~Vïctörïäs Sëcrët/Pïnk: reshipment or refund ($202)

~Zümïëz: reshipment or refund ($50) *Blacklists you after 2 DNAs

As I always tell you guys, I’ll be updating this list as I scam more stores! If you know any feel free to lmk!

Here is the second one these are used at Mìchèæls regularly this one is not that hard either the trick to this one is putting your magnet on the BOTTOM of it not on the little hexagon in front

Have fun my beautiful children