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wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

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WHAT.

mitt romney is a stupid mormon bitch who is desperately trying to rehab his image but i would like to see him kill ted cruz.

Josh freud, grandson of sigmund freud, collaborated with king princess, great great granddaughter of the owner of macy’s, on a line of silk and cashmere sweaters embroidered with anime characters…. Any stupid thing in the world can happen thru the magic of generational wealth

#i am going to be processing that first paragraph into 2022 #i need to go lay face down for personal reasons

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

Time to bring this one back.