the cat ears stay ON during sex

"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert

I can't even lay eggs. What's the point. I'm ruined.

get in my bed loser, we're cuddlefucking

i just know this dudes throat is basically constantly sore post-canon if he can manage stuff like this

one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

ok fine reblogs are back on go wild

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

I asked the clerk for “kinks that are praxis” and he said they’re all out so now I have to settle for “kinks that won’t upset Catholics.” I can’t wait for my straight marriage

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

beep

girlfact number 44: girls love to smell their fingers after scratching their balls. it is good for them

can't get enough of the house blend

you need to be more normal about fwb. no, fwb don’t strip you of your dignity. they are not unhealthy. sexual relationships are not bad. it’s not weird to want them and not romance. friends can fuck. you don’t have to be involved romantically to be intimate with someone. that includes all sorts of physical touch because you are also not normal about platonic non-sexual touch. it’s not weird if friends cuddle, sleep in one bed, hold hands or kiss. friends can be affectionate with each other. it doesn’t mean they are romantically attracted to each other. nor does it mean they will ever be in a romantic relationship. you need to be more normal about touch and sex in general.