CaterpuppyMae

not to come on too strong but I've been fantasizing about napping with you ever since we first met

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

*white knuckling my way through the dishes with a thousand yard stare* never puppy bores... do my puppy chores... never puppy bores... do my puppy chores... never puppy bores... do my puppy chores...

making other people cum is lowkey a little more fun to me than cumming

Being trans is so hard sometimes you're like "god I miss having a cat" and then three different trans women all look at you and meow and rub themselves against you and it's like I appreciate the affection but you hoes know damn well what I meant

the pervert lesbian camping partner has informed you sharing a large sleeping bag is way more efficient than two individual sleeping bags

Bay Harbor Girl Biter

having a crush is so embarrassing like. you got me pregnant. with feelings. just by hanging out. Are you going to take responsibility for our child.