live laugh love homer

i do quite like siwa as a place for mythical aeithiopia because 1, oracle of Amun location lol, litteraly the guy from the myths 2, is isolated enough to have developed its own culture and architecture at the time, so it being seprate from egypt in literature makes sense 3,and Herodotus was there making a connection to greece as well. i think he calls what we now call the well of cleopatra armespai or something either way, bro is in the area. 4, big fuckass lake for cetus to hang in 5. geographically makes sense 6. do not question my genius

agamemnon is one of the funniest motherfuckers on the planet entirely on accident i'm just gigging thinking about him. he's called the Lord Of Men and is in charge of a whole ass 1000 ship fleet, the trojans consider him respectable and intimidating but everyone on his side who actually interacts with him on a daily basis is constantly roasting him or telling him to lock in because! he is a disaster! he managed to get himself and his siblings out of an Actual Hell Situation and ostensibly did enough to earn his titles so seemingly he has the ability to make shit shake but when he gets to the war he is known for he trips and falls on his ass. He tried to break the cycle of his family curse and then became the premiere example of it. He has no filter whatsoever. he freaks out at everything. he's somehow both hubris mcgee but folds like a piece of tissue paper. he has like, 2 friends, and one of them is his little brother. he probably needs blood pressure medication. i need to trap him in a maze and observe him

if agamemnon has 0 defenders i am dead in my grave