Harry Potter [Tom Riddle/Harry Potter] | Incomplete [4/?] Rated M  | No Archive Warnings Apply

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Harry thinks he wants to be an Auror. Then the Minister for Magic swoops into his life. Harry does not end up becoming an Auror.

In which Minister Tom Riddle literally just hires Harry as his PA because he’s cute and argumentative.

Chapter 4 Excerpt

They’re standing ten feet away, having cast from behind. Cowards. Of course they did. Five of them, in those stupid matching gold-trimmed robes that reminds Harry of muggle Illuminati nutters or something. Not faces that he recognises, but he’s familiar enough with Polyjuice to know the score.

“Are you hurt, Harry?”

“I’m okay. Don’t worry. It’s just stinging.”

And then his boss calls out to the individuals standing in their line of fire. “Give me one reason not to string you up right here and now. What exactly do you want?”

“Your end,” one of the wizards snarls.

Riddle snorts. “Might be a bit harder to achieve than you’d expect.”

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