Not Safe for CatBat

maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time

Fuck gentle touch, I wanna get my faggot cunt mauled by a dominant alpha Serbian top!!!

whoa

if I was president I would have all our nations top scientists working on technology to allow everyone with a pussy to feel what it's like to cum with a dick

there's this new scam going around where someone puts your dick in their mouth and gobbles on it until you bust. Obviously this siphons off nutrients and moisture from your body - they walk away with 'em scot-free. Not good, and a lot of people are falling for it. Mostly it's girls doing it but they're not the only ones. Stay frosty out there

They call it a "blow job" on the mean streets but I'll be the first to tell you, it's no career for an honest man

Breeding kink so disabling I pop a semi every time I put fuel in my car

I really typed this in my car at the petrol station because I was worried that if I waited until I got home I’d forget it

wish you’d have waited OP