Strong Gogue

Modern poetry at its finest

hey hey hey this is really important, especially as a reminder to people with disorders that cause chronic exhaustion.

if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed

nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

Is it too hard to make ‘best ensemble’ a Tony award catergory or are people really just cowards??

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

Why is this so funny

If a sitting president threatens to hold government employees hostage and shut down the government for years because the other branches of government won’t give him absolute power, then he should be fucking impeached.

#like this is literally how authoritarianism starts #the government wo[n’t] build your wall? #shut down the government entirely! #declare a state of emergency to circumvent congress! #like how long will it take for martial law to be declared after that?

What people assume college would be

He’s so flappy…….this made me cry

They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit

fyi there is no such thing as “getting back on track” after the holidays because you were never “off track” you were simply living life because you are a human being and you deserve that

I needed this