trying my best

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

your life is not on hold, this is your life!! every day is all there is!!!

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

did you know? you can meet people who will love you unconditionally for who you are. but watch out! the distance

I just hope we don’t have betraying ourselves for nothing in 2026

The fact that wrestlers always need a referee there to keep them from fingering each others asses they literally cannot help themselves just let them why are we going against nature like this?

ozempic is crazy everyone looks like they just got off the Mayflower

not only is picking your skin fun as fuck but it also gives you cool new textures and #open wounds you can pick at forever!

"my son tried to introduce me to Green Day's music after finding it out on youtube" he knew about Green Day for one day and immediately told you about it but you let that young boy reach puberty without telling him about the best worst pop punk band of all time. i am on his side.

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

i think we need to abolish subscriptions. im tired of remembering passwords and giving out my email. check out as guest, no you may not know my name. die

you know back then they didn’t use to romanticize the past

you will hear zero complaints from me about increasingly explicit gay pornography being incorporated into “mainstream” tv shows but what i will call for is a corresponding increase in explicit lesbian sex. i want dykes crawling around on their hands and knees begging to eat pussy on every tv screen in america. worldwide, even