Drunk @ 9 AM

#tfw you gotta lie to protect your sensitive wife on her first day

The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of it’s fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it. 

Who developed a crush on the other first? Kara, for sure. She had a little crush on Cat before she was even hired - she used to watch Cat’s talk show and admired her for years before she applied for the job. (Alex made fun of her when she applied, actually, because Kara had absolutely no qualifications, just hope and confidence. Years later Cat asked her what made her apply for a job that asked for a great deal more experience than she had, and admitted that she was impressed that Kara was living the “confidence of a mediocre white man” lifestyle.)But yes, Kara was definitely interested, except only in the vague hero-worship way that pretty much everyone experiences at some point in their lives. Even when they got to know each other and became closer, she never, never thought that it was something that could go anywhere. It was just a fact of life. Cat was powerful, sexy, kind of terrifying, incredibly inspiring - how could she not have a crush on her? It was like background noise, like the way she could hear Alex’s heartbeat from anywhere in the city - she barely noticed it after awhile.Cat, though - Cat was the first to realize it was more than a crush. She’d gone from not seeing Kara at all to appreciating her as an employee and then as a person. As time passed and they became closer, she carefully ignored the flickers of attraction and the way they were slowly becoming something like equals. She’s too self-aware for her own good, though, and when it became impossible to ignore during the Adam debacle, she lashed out and pushed Kara away. That was never going to last, but it gave her time to come to terms with what she was feeling and accept that she could never have it. That’s part of what led her to leave after Myriad.Of course, it wasn’t until Cat told her she was leaving that Kara realized all at once that the background crush she’d nursed for years was a whole hell of a lot more than that. They weren’t exactly great at communication pre-relationship. After the show was cancelled a few episodes into the second season, though, they had a lot of time to figure it out and learn how to be honest with each other.

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THE ONGOING ADVENTURES OF SPACEDAD AND HIS SUPER KIDS- “Ceci n’est pas un ‘S’”

Now the hiatus truly begins.

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1x11 // 2x05

# a constant mood

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard