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speaking of peeing the bed it's been long enough that i can tell this story publicly. in high school i went to a party at some house with no adults, as you sometimes would, and at the end of the night like 10 people all clonked out together in the same bed. fully clothed, one of those teenage moments where you're like wow heehee how rule-breaking, because sure a lot of our parents wouldn't like us sleeping in a bed with a bunch of other teenagers and no adult supervision blah blah. fond memories. anyway.
i'm an extremely light sleeper, so i barely slept, and sometime around 6 am, i woke up to a girl totally panicking, very quietly, because she peed the bed in her sleep. and listen. this wasn't a group of mean kids by any measure. but there's no level of kindness or understanding in the world that will make peeing the bed when you're 17, surrounded by people you only sort of know, a gentle blow.
so i sat up and she was like "oh my god" and I signaled at her to be absolutely silent and I said I'd be right back. And I crawled over everyone and out of the bed like a stupid cat.
and the thing is, by senior year i wasn't getting bullied much anymore. i was generally pretty well liked by my peers, but, if this makes sense, people still didn't always expect very much from me. i was still figuring out how to mask (autistic) and i still often said or did something that made everyone remember i'm weird and they'd just be like "well. that's story for you. i guess." and for the most part i'd become pretty secure in that.
so what i'm saying is i had nothing to lose and this girl had everything to lose.
so i went downstairs and i made tomato soup. and by "made" i mean i put a whole can of tomato soup in a too-small mug and microwaved it until it was lukewarm so as to be convincingly "made" but not so hot to burn someone.
and then i walked back upstairs, and no longer like a cat, i clumsily "attempted" to crawl back into bed, loudly lost my balance, and spilled tomato soup all over the girl and her lap and several other people's laps and heads and the mattress.
everyone woke up confused and anguished and i was like, "oh my god, I'm so sorry. I just got really hungry and it's all i could find."
and everyone immediately accepted with absolutely no further questions that I would go downstairs, make tomato soup at 6 am,and bring it back to bed. everyone just begrudgingly climbed onto the floor and went back to sleep while I put the bedding right into the laundry.
i don't even know this girl's name. i only remembered this story recently because i'm in my hometown for a few months and recently a high school acquaintance said, "hey. do you remember spilling soup on everyone after prom? why did you do that?" and for a moment i genuinely did not and i stared at them completely dumbfounded while the memory loaded and then i started laughing too hard to answer for 2 minutes.
the best part is i can tell this story, and even if it reaches the people who were there, none of them will know which one of them peed the bed. thanks to tomato soup.
people keep pointing out how bewildering this must have been from her point of view and it's making me laugh to tears. i never considered it. i had such a solid plan in my head. i went downstairs to find something to dump on the bed and when i saw the tomato soup i knew it was perfect because it has a distinct smell that would cover anything else and a color which would do the same.
i was so focused on my mission that in the 14 years since i've never once considered what it must have been like for her to decide to trust me because she had no other options, sit there in anguish for three minutes, and then watch me walk back into the room and dump soup on everyone.
Charlie Kirk may have a 70 IQ, but his racism comes in around 20 points lower.

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US conservatives think knecapping and disrespecting 51% of the population is a viable plan. Skyrocketing poverty and plummeting birth rates, be damn.
Hey just a quick check in- now that musk is like severely imploding on trump and their severed ties
Yall won't forget this part right?
Yall won't forget he's still a massive scumbag right? That he's still a nazi right? That won't get lost in translation right???
(I don't THINK it'll get forgotten but I really want to remind people that just because Musk is now bashing trump for all the shit we've known about him for awhile that we don't forget he was complicit. If anything his bashing and airing out trumps laundry makes it worse, because he KNEW all that and still worked with him.)
I will not forgive nor forget, but I will cheer as they tear each other to shreds
kink safety tip:
you do not want a no limits sub. you do not want to be a no limits sub. this is how you and your partner(s) get very very hurt.
it is perfectly okay to have a well thought out stance of "i do not have many hard limits and can communicate when soft limits come up in the moment", because that is still fundamentally having a sense of boundaries at all.
but when you try and just deconstruct all sense of limits, it leaves your doms in a position where you've hoisted all your responsibility-agency onto them and left them no way to understand what you actually mean by it.
this is likely to get you hurt when they try something that you actually didn't want but didn't even think to communicate about because you abdicated that from the start, and this is likely to hurt the dominant too because, shockingly, most people don't like hurting their partners.
to have a healthy relationship, you need to have boundaries and the ability to communicate.
"College is a place of liberal indoctrination."
And what possible motive would liberals have to put their indoctrination behind one of the biggest paywalls to have ever existed?
College is often the first time that someone regularly interacts with a diverse crowd. College is often the first time that someone is encouraged to think for themselves instead of blindly trusting their parents.
They're not being indoctrinated to be liberal. They were previously indoctrinated to be conservative and are now being freed from that.

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I dunno maybe Iâm way way off base and Iâm gonna pay for it later in life but I just donât think that letting my kid dip a few pretzel sticks in Nutella an hour before dinner should be considered morally unconscionable.
When I say my closer to three then two year old will eat anything I mean the only 2 things she refuses to eat are carrots and a peanutbutter. She eats soup, she eats all of her food touching, she eats salad and sushi and peas and chili and any form of potato available, and I think itâs because I just refuse to have food rules. She gets to have eggs and fruit snacks for breakfast if thatâs what she asks for. We usually have baby charcuterie for lunch. We always have dessert. Sometimes we have dessert and then dinner. Sometimes we stop dinner in the middle of the meal for some cake and then we go back to dinner. It drives most people in our life insane. Even the most open and understanding people.
I spent so many years with such insane food rules and thinking certain foods were good and others were bad and I still fight with it and hatred towards my body that weâre fed from the youngest age and I refuse to let that happen to her.
So no she doesnât have to finish her plate to get ice cream. She doesnât have to eat all her veggies to be excused. Sheâs allowed to enjoy food as it comes to her as she learns and experiences it. And so far itâs paid off sheâll literally eat anything.
Except peanut butter
We do have a weird distrust issue where she does not believe we are all eating the same thing for dinner (we literally always are) and she has to go around to every bowl like Goldilocks and take a bite from everyoneâs before she is satisfied
Like girlie weâre all eating chili. Idk what to tell you.
She was poisoned in a past life
Stop it this is the funniest addition to my post because she truly investigates like a queen who her people are trying to poison her
Just so you know, a normal response to a child breaking something is to first check to see if they got hurt and then if theyâre old enough make them help clean it up. And then afterwards explaining to them how to avoid doing that in the future. At no point is yelling necessary to make them understand why they shouldnât do that.
This also works for teenz. Teenager get drunk? Well, thatâs a good opportunity to check in with their mental health and teach them how to drink responsibly in the future. Donât try to match the amount your boyfriend drinks, Jessica. You have an estrogen system and youâre like four feet tall. Eat some bread.
A lot of people say this method is âtoo softâ but my dad taught me how to drink when I was fifteen and I never once got yelled at for breaking things and guess who doesnât go around binge drinking and breaking stuff over peoples heads? Me, thatâs who. I didnât need fear or treats to learn things because Iâm not a dog and neither is your child
As someone whose father was the âyell about itâ type of parent, I eventually figured out that if he was determined to see everything I did as intentionally malicious no matter what, then I had nothing to lose or gain by putting the effort in and just quit trying. I already knew not to break things on purpose because I wasnât an idiot, but I had no reason to be polite or generous with HIM because he made it clear through his actions that effort or intent would never be appreciated.
I moved out at 17 and didnât talk to him again till I was 25.
If your actions show that you are determined to see someone as malicious, they will eventually become malicious.
Tough love like this does not work
when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a manâs gotta do what a manâs gotta do and if he canât then god forbid women do anything
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But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.
What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?
i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. thatâs not attending the devilâs sacrament thatâs investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight

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i feel like counter-trolling is an essential skill that kids online arenât learning and itâs kinda worrying
like back in my day, the day of online forums, learning how to trick someone in to getting themselves banned was an essential skill. if you could tell someone was a chud, you would ask them short, leading questions and watch them get frustrated and post longer and longer rants until they said something that would catch a modâs attention and get them banned and/or at least publicly humiliated.Â
and guess what? thatâs the exact same tactics the alt-right use now. these people are exclusively acting in bad faith. every interaction these people post online is done with the intention of getting someone to respond to them so they can screenshot the massive paragraphs of text and laugh
so, whatâs the solution?
dare âem to post dick pics.
donât acknowledge the content of the stuff they post. if you see someone trying to engage you in bad faith just dare them to post pictures of their penis until they either get frustrated and leave or get frustrated and do it. either way they lose.Â
this is the tactic used by the fans of a podcast (that i havenât listened to) called the Chapo Trap House, and 4chanâs /pol/ users fucking HATE them. they hate Chapo Trap House and think theyâre crazy because Chapo Trap House fans refuse to engage in meaningful debate and repeatedly demand dick pics. they get frustrated and leave. it works.Â
Some of you never used your position as a mod on an a series of unfortunate events forum to get a racist troll to post evidence of their tax fraud and it shows
âŚthat second comment is oddly specific and Iâm a little scared
I watched someone get a bunch of cops banned on twitter by repeatedly replying to them saying that all cops have small dicks and thatâs why they went into the police force.
Eventually the enraged pigs posted their hogs and got instantly banned
"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."
This post continues to occasionally strike a nerve in the trust fund baby influencer fandom.