A title it shall be!

I have got to get a sickle

What is a good sickle to get, y'all?

Whichever you decide, I would recommend reading from Paulus Hector Mair on how to use it :)

running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

Three pounds of hullabaloo, please

Four smoke sifters. Two left handed, two right.

My car needs a gallon of blinker fluid, if you can pick some up that would be great.

A tin of tartan paint please

WHAT IS THIS SECRET 8TH CHEESE

If you started a band, what would you call it?

Personally, something I've always had in mind is calling my band Broken Clock and our debut album would be called Twice a Day. The opener and closer of the album would be Right (Part 1) and Right (Part 2).

singlehandedly creating a "start lefthanded hate" movement lol

Spending money on my car feels like a punishment for being a somewhat functional member of society

aren't you one though

I am giving you the inside scoop

found a new way to screw with people on the highway

5 fake speed traps. one real one. better slow down 😈

i would like to get a sword that i can also use for clearing brush like a machete

A nice beefy Langmesser like the Landsknecht Emporium Gunther Messer