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Percy:I've yet to see a surfer dude who didn't give 'guy who tugs girls' bikini tops undone' so i vote the second

Jason:I've got zero horses in this race but i thought you surfed?????

Percy:I mean my dad is Poseidon but that dosen't mean i like surfing

Miles:Damn,stereotyping goes so crazy people get it based off which god your dad is and it's not even because he's a black one

Jason:I mean it happens with superhero dads too.People tell me my brothers and me look just like Bruce.Who is white and for some reason they also think Duke's not my brother too or his kid too

Percy:Yet you do it me?Is it because i'm a black girl?

Miles:Actually i think it's because you look like you just walked out of an H2O episode

Percy:Well you look like you just walked out a cancelled for no reason black netflix show

Jason:Are you two actually physically able to insult eachother or

Miles:You looked like you just walked out of a failed Rodrick Heffley audition

Percy:And as if you think calling a girl 'Little Mermaid' is smooth and not dork behavior

Jason:........Both those things are just true so i'm not offended at all.Nice fucking try.

Jason Todd and Percy Jackson crossover but i took no liberties to depicting them as they are in the comics and books and their relathionship for mutual white boy glaze👍🏼

August birthdays

Afro-caribbean latinos

No masking game audhd

Infinite love for their moms who have long dark brown hair and older cool woc swag

Physical incapibility to not run their mouths

Unbreakable backbones

No flirting skills but crazy rizz

Punks

Genius' with dorky interests and street cred seen as dumb and incompetent

Willing to give up the entire world for their loved ones because they're convinced they can always find a way to save it

Troubled kid backgrounds

Raised in urban neighbourhoods in New [X] states

Trans and stuffed into gender boxes they don't fit into nor want to yet treated as compliments whenever they get them forced onto them(Miles' multigender egg swag,Percy's accidental transfemininity narrative and Jason's nonbinary transmasc vibes)

Darker surpressed powers they're terrified of and manifest in nightmare-adjacent sequences

The EXACT same sense of humor

Older siblings

Gaymers

Vaguely unusual but not really eye colors that manage to avoid the 'staring through your soul' meme

'Bad for you but too good not to stuff yourself on' food lovers

Constantly shattering the narrative to undoom themselves and others like them

Had their lives irreversably impacted in an iconic and Canon Event involved story arc at fifteen

Original Anomalies