emily

profession: girl who lays seductively on top of a piano in a red sequin dress whilst the pianist plays jazz in a five star hotel

Look, there are some people you’re just always going to be a little bit in love with. Your high school sweet heart, your college sweet heart, prince zuko, the first significant other you live with. Just accept that it’s normal and move on.

y’all think this is a joke but I would legitimately buy this

do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra

Who’s the hottie on the left?

on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

on this day three years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt