- ̗̀cassie ̖́-

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

u know what my goal is to eat pastries in different countries

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

to be real with you. in 2016 you could feel things looking at a sad bart simpson edit

and he'd be kinda purple too

i love being single except every few months when i want to be loved so bad that it eats me alive and makes me physically ill for two weeks but like the rest of the time im chill

find a new niche of youtube videos and maybe youll feel better

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday