The Court of Miracles

Following on our previous post…

me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma 

@cassnbee

but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd

no one’s answered my question

i am never going to let the world forget that victor frankenstein spent 90% of the novel moping instead of doing literally anything else. actual quote from emo kid victor frankenstein “my only solace was silence - deep, dark, deathlike silence” like HOW EXTRA

You’d almost think Mary Shelly was taking inspiration from someone she knew….

Leave Lord Byron alone

Mary Shelley, in her classic novel Frankenstein: “Lord Byron is a punk bitch”

@cassnbee

hey remember when jane austen, a woman, referred to a character named richard as having “never done anything to entitle himself to more than the abbreviation of his name” in 1817. yeah me too.

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

Double future

post-post-postmodern: the sequel

Postmodern II: Postmoderner

2 Post 2 Modern

Postmodern: Director’s Cut

Postmod3rn: The Revenge

Postmodern: Nouveau Drift

2 post 2 modern 4 u

Mad Modern: Future Road

Modernest modern, the moderning

Postmodern 2: Dialectic Boogaloo

Mr. Magorium’s Postmodern Emporium

post and modern’s bogus journey

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise