i uh, i guess if i was a berry, i'd hope to be a good one...???

i dunno who you are, but youre right, i havent, i dont tend to cook for anybody but myself these days... i-if youre tryin to invite yourself over, then uh, well, i uh, i-im gonna have to politely decline, if you dont mind... i may be a food inspector, but that doesnt mean my cookin is exactly up to par... it's edible, sure, but uh, well, theres a reason im not a chef, you know? so uh, youre gonna have to get all your fixins somewhere else, im afraid, but i could at least give you a recommendation or two...

h-hey now wait a minute..! is this about that fella who made fun of me at that masqueradin gig?!! i dont have ta prove a THING to him!!!! so what if i havent taken dancin lessons before?! i-is that a crime?!? that boy aughta learn some manners!!!!!!

whaddya mean..? i dont think theres any good way to generalize elves. i just uh, figure that im not gonna fit in with 'em, but i say the same for humans too, so that doesnt mean all that much really...