lefchild

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

in my dictatorship every man will get a decibel meter implanted on his neck an when he talks above a measured conversational volume his head explodes

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

Collecting books is great until you have to move all of them at once and realize that every one of the little bastards weighs about as much as a brick and collectively have the mass of a neutron star

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

Dammit i thought it was saturday forever

im never serious but I always mean it

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

I'd burn cds 4 u

washing machine time to human time converter online