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i am here to be annoying and then die

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

in a way i am my own dead wife

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

It's called networking babe

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

a lot of writing is sort of watching the film in your head like oh sorry can’t write the chapter yet i have to repeat hallucinate the dialogue first

i like to think tim was also a (idle compared to batman and robin) batgirl fan as a kid but collecting batgirl stuff made him feel like a pervert so he discreetly looked around the collections of other people with moderate interests in stuff to estimate the Normal amount of batgirl merch to have but the close consideration made him feel EVEN MORE like a pervert so he hid it in his closet. which made him feel even more like a pervert. no babs he doesn’t know what ‘OCD’ is why do you ask