mearchy's secret dc blog

I also choose this guy's dead child sidekick

One of the biggest reasons Dick and Bruce are the most consistent and dedicated figures in each other's lives no matter what else happens BESIDES the years of crime fighting partnership etcetera is that they're both the most intense workaholics either of them knows. They are both Married To The Job in very similar ways.

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

the emotional support eight year old is load bearing

The Ones Who Walk Away from Gotham City

reblogged from polybatcest yeah i bet it was

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

“what if you could see their face” well i neither want nor need any of that. i’m right where i want to be

when. when there's a female character with something deeply wrong with her. just an absolute freak of a sad creepy wet failwoman with manpain. i experience an intravenous unadultered shot of put HER in the pringles can #FEMINISM

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

jason and tim can be brothers but they can’t be close because that’s super boring. jason has tim saved under “SCAM LIKELY” and tim doesn’t have jason’s number saved at all. beyond the resentment and the history there they just wouldn’t fuck with each other, endless cycle of ragebaiting and ragebaited switching back and forth whenever they have to interact with one another for more than like 20 minutes at a time and honestly that’s being generous. tim’s friends would resent jason for him being violent and awful but at this point tim would just resent him for being ridiculously irritating. BEST CASE SCENARIO would have them in a tom and jerry dynamic but without the underlying feeling of camaraderie and interdependence that tom and jerry share because tim and jason could go the rest of their lives without seeing each other and truly honest to god would not give a shit. this got really insanely long for no reason idk what my problem is today no one cares

jason delights in provocation, has a whip-sharp cheeky catty sense of humour, drips with showy charisma when he's "performing", and is 100% capable of exercising all of those traits whilst pulling off feats of aerobics worthy of a literal acrobat. ergo, jason todd could be the greatest drag queen gotham has ever seen. in this essay i will