Telling The Future

(Dear Melania, everything that follows is theoretical. Hypothetical. A thought experiment. Allegedly. Everything is just allegedly across the board. Cool?)

$10M of loyalty

For the day you decide you want to know

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As of 5/11/26, ChatGPT answers:

Palantir Technologies partners with a wide range of organizations across government, defense, consulting, healthcare, manufacturing, and AI infrastructure.

Some of its most significant partnerships include:

Consulting & Enterprise AI

* Bain & Company — global AI transformation partnership.

* Deloitte — enterprise AI and government modernization alliance.

* PwC — multi-year AI transformation partnership in the UK.

* Accenture Federal Services — AI systems for U.S. government agencies.

AI & Data Infrastructure

* Databricks — integration between Palantir AIP and Databricks’ AI platform.

* Snowflake — enterprise AI and analytics partnership.

* OpenAI — collaboration around government and defense AI initiatives has been widely reported, though details are limited publicly.

* Anthropic — referenced in Palantir’s federal startup ecosystem efforts.

Defense & Government

* United States Army — massive long-term AI and analytics contracts.

* Boeing — AI deployment across Boeing Defense Systems.

* National Health Service — UK healthcare data infrastructure partnership.

* UK Ministry of Defence — defense analytics and NATO interoperability systems.

Industrial & Commercial

* Lear Corporation — manufacturing and supply-chain AI systems.

* Lumen Technologies — enterprise AI services and telecom infrastructure.

* Tomorrow.io — operational weather intelligence and AI automation.

* SAUR Group — generative AI for infrastructure contract management.

Palantir is especially known for deep partnerships with:

* U.S. defense/intelligence agencies

* NATO-aligned military organizations

* Large consulting firms

* AI and data-platform companies

A lot of its strategy is based on becoming the “operating system” layer connecting data, AI models, and operational workflows across governments and major enterprises.

My Terminator-Adjacent Thoughts

Terminator-adjacently speaking, I have never heard a more terrifyingly dystopian description of a corporation in my life:

Bain & Company, global AI transformation partnership

🤖

Guess who prolly has one.

Russia.

All of this

Every last part

Is their fault

The highest masters of law for an entire country

Gave a fucking Bond Villain madman immunity

For any act committed while in office

Fuck SCOTUS this is entirely their fault

How many of them raped underage girls?

Just focus on what our President does, not what he says. We should focus on what is happening, actions speaking louder than words. That kind of thing.

And anyway, louder than the rhetoric? I dunno. Trump is the human embodiment of a big blowhard bullhorn. All that bluster in his senile, indecipherable “flow.” Like he thinks he’s Jay-Z or something.

Has anyone noticed that Mr. T hasn’t walked away from anything a winner?

He has had to slink his way back home from Europe twice now with his tail between his legs. And now he’s slinking back from Iran with his tail between his legs. By proxy. In the form of JD Vance.

(Lest we forget Greenland. Or the concentration camps.)

When are we going to declare this man unfit for office? He’s the one person in the military who can’t be court martialed! Can you fricking believe that? Who is reading all of this law and coming up with all of these strategies via carefully studied loopholes? Who’s putting in the time on all that? (Esquires and or Miller.)

I bet every Republican is holding their collective breath with fingers crossed that all his McDonald’s mukbangs will give him a heart attack as soon as possible.

File this one under I’m only sorta kidding

I keep wondering “Why does Trump hate America so much?” (And then I wonder the same thing about Miller.) I can’t count how many posts include that question.

So here’s my only-sorta-kidding concern:

Has Trump reduced us to this empty-husk, economically broken, militarily unprotected and friendless situation purposefully?

For Putin?

Maybe Donald isn’t a lame duck. Maybe the US is.

If this was the 1980s, we’d all be watching Red Dawn on repeat for preparedness purposes and staring at the sky.

Imagine what the map would look like if Putin annexed the United States. That would pretty much look like being behind an iron curtain.

How did our armaments disappear?

Also, we use up all our weapons in a month, but Putin has been waging war against Ukraine for years now with no sign of slowing. Why have all of our missiles evaporated when we’re in a much smaller one-location war than Russia fighting Ukraine for years on end?

It’s amazing how fast so much of the government went from operating consistently in a system that had been soundly stress-tested over exactly — exactly ffs! — 250 years to becoming a system so soundly infected.

I don’t know that the infection is still growing as of 4/12/26, bc everyone on every side can see (and feel) that Donald has become completely and totally dementia-riddled. Driven by steadily spreading insanity.

We are being governed by a man with a fast-decaying brain.

America’s 2nd Mad King George

That’s right, the first Mad King in American history was Britain’s King George III. He’s the guy we sought liberty from. The one the American Revolution freed us from. I shit you not.

We sought liberty from Mad King George in 1776.

Now literally at the 250 year mark, we go from a fully stress-tested democracy to Mad King Donald I in a free election with liberty and justice for all.

It makes me so sad. Like, deeply. It makes you sad, too, doesn’t it?

​The rot isn’t just in our federal government, but with some judges at the state level as well. And yet it’s in the 50 states where our lone bastion of hope now lies. The states are the only places whose governments and courts remain mostly(?) cordoned off (knock on phone) from federal force.

As long as the individuals in charge locally can stiff-upper-lip it through all the family death threats, we may still have a chance to curtail any more consequences of the madman’s actions.

Can we beat time to prevent 2.5 more years of all the death that they’ve been willing to toll in just one year?

Just 1 year.

Where did it all start?

Cocaine

and/or other form of Uppers

His fate on whether he gets caught with an addiction?

a lot of hot air

behind his claims that the

2020 election was stolen?

Why is he talking about this again?

Why is he resurrecting it right now? Why in April 2026?

He’s teeing it up in advance of 2028?

The same 2028 when he’ll be attempting to do away with elections because once you’re president, you can stay president as long as you want. Who can stop you? When everything you do in your role as president has preemptively been officially stamped “legally pure as the driven snow.”

What’s his plan?

In 2028 Trump will proclaim that he was the rightful winner of the 2020 elections. Yeah yeah yeah, we know we know🙄 here he goes again. But.

“I was the winner in 2020,” he will say.

“Therefore, I’ve already been president

for three consecutive terms.

2028 will be my fourth.

what’s the difference between 3 and 4?

What’s the difference? Once you get beyond the official two terms, any number of terms becomes permissible.

How can you argue? I’m the President. I get to be my own precedent.

The argument being,

He has already set a precedent that a president can have three consecutive terms, after all.

Bonus Outcome: Term limits suddenly aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on. You can do as many terms as you want. Call them reigns, even, why not?

Because the 2020 elections were stolen, I’ve already served three terms.