Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

Sometimes it’s you and your iced coffee against the world

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

anyways when hilary swank came out in that fucking backwards hat i laughed. i fucking laughed. imagine having a character design so immediately recognizable because shes the only character in an entire tv show that is constantly wearing a hat. as soon as she walked in i barked HAT in the chat like some kind of fucked up dog. character design of all time. perry the platypus level of character design.

Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed

every time i use an em dash i get 3% stronger

heartbreaking: none of artist's other songs are as much of a banger as the song I discovered the artist by

whispering “no” while reading a book because you know that the character's about to make a fool out of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

i have this condition where if i go to a bookstore with someone i have to point out every book ive read and tell them my opinion of it. it’s fatal.

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not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

I don’t want to write emails, I want to gather a long skirt in my hands and stand with my feet in the river.