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thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

claudia says she hates my guts move on next scene. you say you love me move on next scene. you say you stalked me for 52 years move on next scene. i was in love with a boy once he killed himself he was my first love move on next scene. armand was there move on next scene. I'm telling you we started hanging out offscreen move on next scene. my mom and i killed our whole family move on next scene. I'm on an apology tour syke move on next scene. i have a body double oops hes dead move on next scene. i was in aa with your guitarist move on next scene. i don't have transformational trauma now im in cahoots with my maker move on next scene. god forbid we let the weight of anything settle

i have heard some very scary things about the new tvl episode…

i had a whole post in my drafts about how i felt the writing kept downgrading and the last 2 episodes did not need to be that long, which i deleted bc i felt i was being a hater, but it seems i had very valid reasons for concern lol

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.