a girl with words

I have a creeping suspicion some of you guys are not taking "idk man sometimes it depends" to heart

giving myself a merit badge that says SURVIVED MARCH

come to think of it. MRI machines have something of the faerie to them. leave all iron and ferromagnetic metals at the door if you seek forbidden knowledge within yourself

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

put a bullet in me already why dont you

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!