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combine eight pieces of UNCLE TECH SCRAP to create one random UNCLE DEVICE

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

hr says we gotta start doing kissing girls training

1: She is clearly physically restrained 2: I don’t think this is taking place in summer considering all the ice and snow and fell winds and such 3: I do not believe she is having fun

imprisoned winter agony

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

its called a peanuts because it Pee when you Nuts 🥰

aspagist