It's Not Gay If Its On The 🌚Moon🌚

I only got a decade or so of hi-res life before my eyes were like "actually thats enough, pack it in"

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

Removing my garlic bread from the oven with tongs like a blacksmith forging a legendary sword

Thanks pretzel witch

I am against all misinformation except the conspiracy theory that Queen Elizabeth II is already dead and they're covering it up because it's extremely funny

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

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