Its Not Like Cas Lives In My Ass

You can lie when you name things

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

New idea for the Jackles' psychological torture chamber: someone should ask him if he thinks Dean stopped having sex with women in the later seasons because Dean has developed an erectile dysfunction.

can you put that thing on a leash?

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs