dear mister "beast..." i am going to kill you with my dual shadow moon katanas on june 15th 2026 at 8:30 pm pacific time

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

well i'll just go ahead and get it out of the way : good morning. i know that's what you sick tuesday freaks want to hear..........

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw