Circle Of Life, Bitch.

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

we're over halfway through 2026. what are everyone's most beloved books of the year so far?

I love the whole 30 is the new 21 trend like yes queen so true. Your 30s are not for having children and settling down. They are for traveling, building your career, and going to the CLUB. Freeze ur eggs if u must I don’t care. Any 30 something year old woman who’s choosing to enjoy her newfound financial stability and not spend it in an unhappy marriage has my wholehearted stamp of approval.

this is the restrained version of me. i could be much worse.

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

so hard to beat the gay allegations when you’re gay