Circle Of Life, Bitch.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

My sister just quoted this post at me over dinner bc it was discussed in her philosophy class & I can't even smugly inform her of its authorship. Due to the mindhunter yaoi state of my most recent blog history.

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

they should let me listen to music while looking out the window of a train for my entire life

Star Trek is crazy you’ll look away for two seconds and then Kirk is suddenly shirtless in a harness and a shock collar