Caroline Thorkildson

The more I see of Eric Andre the more I’m convinced he is some chaotic neutral trickster god sent to the mortal plane to torment us

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

do gifs still move after you scroll past them

i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me.  butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal.  i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

Ill give you a hint, it moos

thanks yeah it’s the moose

Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window

what halsey song is this

It’s fucking red.

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

I swear people can’t even keep it real with themselves these days.

This urn will turn you into a tree after you die.

This is how all cemeteries should look. It’s awkward hugging a gravestone. Imagine hugging your grandma/tree. 

I want to be a willow tree.

hey, anyone got a nice house or apartment i could buy for like $6.18?

#nevernotreblog

this is the guy who found out one of his ancestors was killed by one of his slaves and was like “he had it coming”

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet