me: i used to really like glee
person: oh cool
me, looking into the distant, eyes unfocused, in a low mysterious voice: i used to really like glee
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
EXPECTATIONS
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
$LAYYYTER


Kiana Khansmith

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
NASA
occasionally subtle
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
One Nice Bug Per Day
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me: i used to really like glee
person: oh cool
me, looking into the distant, eyes unfocused, in a low mysterious voice: i used to really like glee

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@ myself
Watch: Bernie Sanders delivered a stirring speech at religious school Liberty University about reaching across the ideological aisle.
a group of guys going out: hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi
a group of girls going out: okay ladies remember we're going in in formation B so we don't lose sight of one another, but if there's any trouble we decided on secret hand gesture alpha-6. don't accept drinks from anybody, we just can't risk it tonight. stacey, did you print out the blueprints of the frat house? oh i see you color coded it so we know which areas have the highest population density and which rooms are well lit, excellent. marie i need that report on incidents of date rape from the last five years. thanks. alright, i think we're all set then. remember the buddy system. let's have a wild night ladies, but stay safe.

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pour one out to the neopets we left for dead
emma watson // promotion of regression in madrid, spain (august 27-29, 2015)
Harry Potter-Themed Shooters
These drinks are not for beginners. By that I mean only experienced Harry Potter fans will appreciate the puns that went into making them. Full disclosure, a couple of them are awful. I’ll let you figure out which ones. Better yet, serve them to your friends and let them decide!
Other shooters that didn’t make the cut: Lord Vodkamort, Flourish & Blattoed, and Cognac McLaggen.
Oh. My. God.
This is awesome. I want to try a few.
oh my god
at a family gathering
me: now back to this bitch who had a lot to say about me during dinner, mom what's good

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voldemort was 71 when he died and the life expectancy for wizards is like 100 and something years so if he didn’t seek to live forever he probably would have actually lived longer
#stay in school kids
#don’t do horcruxes
Nicki: Miley, what's good?
Miley: Oh sweet nibblets
you see me in hindsight, tangled up with you all night, burning it down
when Marina and the Diamonds starts playing
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah.

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